Way to Go, Captain Obvious!

A recent NBC/WSJ news poll stated that Americans are dissatisfied with Congress. Reeeeeaaaalllly?!? I, for one am shocked and awed! To think that our congress could not do their jobs to a level satisfactory. . .sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face on that one.
Of course Americans are fed up with Congress! I also get upset with my kids when they fight with each other just for the sake of arguing. But here's the thing - they are KIDS! And contrary to all available evidence, members of Congress are not, in fact, children. Though who could tell. What with them arguing over everything up to and including the color of the sky.
In other breaking news 75% of Americans now agree that water is wet. 5% said that it was, of course, not wet. The remaining 20% said that they were waiting on Sarah Palin to tell them what to think about it.